“Apparently adult life is mostly crying and looking at menus online.”
1. You are getting really good at budgeting:
2. You know how to portion your food:
3. And eat and drink healthy:
4. You never pass up a chance to give some of your sage advice to those ~less wiser~:
5. The love of your life is not another human being, but wine:
6. Because dating is HARD:
7. But you’re young so who cares!
8. Kids? Me? No.
9. You just have different priorities:
10. And interests! You own live plants now:
11. This speaks to you on a personal level:
12. And this:
13. You regularly reminisce on the glory days:
14. You’ve come to realize the accuracy behind this:
15. Damn, and this:
16. You’re constantly going to weddings that aren’t your own:
17. Everyone besides you is basically married with three kids:
18. Even strangers are getting in engaged in front of your eyes!
19. But it’s whatever, because THESE are your family goals: